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Podcast Archive

Our podcast discusses auto safety issues and technological developments, in hopes of providing consumers and enthusiasts with a better understanding of modern vehicles, safety systems, and current issues in the industry.

Thanksgiving driving and goodbye to Kyle

Fred is off this week but Michael and I push on. Did you know that driving on Thanksgiving is more dangerous than driving on the mad shopping day of Black Friday? The NTSB suggests that NHTSA make ISA a thing. Gotta love those acronyms. Basically one safety regulator is asking a different safety regulator to…

More GM Cruise fails and we learn the word ablative

This week Michael and Anthony claim to be visited by the deep state (or just happen to be around helicopters) and Fred has his voice replaced by an AI (head cold). Could it be GM? Nah, they are too busy putting a lawyer in charge of their GM Cruise division. Anyone got the over/under on…

Self Driving keeps flailing and the Cybertruck is still ugly

GM Cruise is on a death watch. They no longer have non-driverless cars, they’ve recalled all of their cars so that they don’t drag humans caught underneath them and they stopped production of their contender for worlds ugliest car, the Cruise Origin. To date this has only cost GM a few billion dollars. How much…

Don’t burn your butt and GM Cruise reverts to meat computers

Time to pour some out for the poor folks at GM Cruise as they take time to reflect on how they can better earn the public’s trust. We suggest not dragging people under your car and lying about it to regulators. On the plus side lying to NHTSA will hopefully make NHTSA a little more…

Self driving car? Humans now required.

To celebrate Fred and Anthony’s birthday the California DMV has banned GM Cruise self driving cars. The moral of the story? Don’t listen to tech bro nonsense AND don’t lie to the DMV. Turns out the GM Cruise that ran over a woman dragged her too but GM Cruise forgot to mention that part. The…

Self driving risk conditions

GM Cruise is the gift that keeps on giving to this podcast. Cruise and their CEO Kyle have repeatedly claimed that their cars are so much safer than humans. How much safer you ask? Well their new software will recognize a firehose. My 3 year old nephew can do the same thing but the DMV…

Playing the odds with ARC airbags

This week we dig deeper into the ARC automotive airbag situation. Fred breaks down the math from the ARC spokesperson, Michael discusses the lack of any safety standards for airbags and Anthony says with a pair of pliers he can disable his airbag. We dig into the history of “right on red”, Connecticut installs drunk…

A five foot comfort alligator

Why not have a five foot comfort alligator? GM funds Kyle’s $2 billion a year comfort corporation. Speaking of Kyle this week one of his Cruise vehicle ran over a lady and parked on her leg but he still thinks any criticisms of his company are sensationalistic and if we keep doing it he’s going…

Be your own safety driver and police chases

What’s it called when you’re talking about how the Tik Tok generation is stealing Hyundai/Kia’s and at the same someone parks a stolen Hyundai right outside your window? I don’t know either but it happened. Plus we cover rules around police chases, right to repair, more tech-bro nonsense from Kyle, how does mapping software work…